Two 'haiku' of the day (Jan 2026)

Just two silly ‘haiku’ that I came up with myself.

1

I gotta be real,
my head every single day,
completely empty.

(First published here, with some inspirations taken.)

2

A slight variation of the first one:

Here is my haiku:
my head’s completely empty,
every single day.

Update: well, according to this article that I’ve found cited in Wikipedia, the essence of a proper (English-language) haiku is more than just 5-7-5; in fact, 5-7-5 is not even a requirement. In this case… just treat the two ‘haiku’ above as a poor attempt/parody on the format, I guess.